I've got the goods. Mm.
A duck eating a pizza

A duck eating a pizza

bill god damn hicks

bill god damn hicks

Sooooonnnniiiicccc!!!!!! My childhood

Sooooonnnniiiicccc!!!!!! My childhood

you're hot. Can I have your number?
Anonymous

Well baby, Id love to stay faithful to my gal, but some stranger wants my number because they think I’m hot, they can have it right away. Because I’m a whore that don’t give a fuck.

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YES!

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Chris gosh darn Farley!

Chris gosh darn Farley!